Not sure I’d recommend playing chess with bears in the first place.
But then the last time I played chess was in Spain with a Japanese guy. He beat me every time. I had him strung out a long while for one game, but I made a single screwy move and he wrecked me again. Then he went on to wreck the lecturers at it too, so I didn’t feel so bad.
Would it would have been out of character for the girl to wear a Canadiens jersey and the bear to wear the Bruins jersey just so that you could have a ton of NHL “Don’t poke the Bear(skin rug)” jokes? Or Cliche…
Han: Let him have it. It’s not wise to upset a Wookiee.
C-3PO: But sir. Nobody worries about upsetting a droid.
Han: That’s cause a droid don’t pull people’s arms out of their sockets when they lose. Wookiees are known to do that.
C-3PO: I see your point, sir. I suggest a new strategy, R2. Let the Wookiee win.
Same goes for bears
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Titan is flipping his tables.
I flip tables all the time.
You might like this, then.
I NEED ONE OF THOSE
ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻
!!!
My favorite Japanese JIS art.
Now that’s just poor sportsmanship.
Bears are sore losers.
You usually let them win.
Wow. That turned grizzly. I guess he just couldn’t bear to loose. :-D
Man, this is just so bad…
“I suggest a new strategy: let the wookie win”
Always a good strategy.
In fact, that almost ended up being the punchline to the following comic, but I decided it’d be too cliche. :)
Not sure I’d recommend playing chess with bears in the first place.
But then the last time I played chess was in Spain with a Japanese guy. He beat me every time. I had him strung out a long while for one game, but I made a single screwy move and he wrecked me again. Then he went on to wreck the lecturers at it too, so I didn’t feel so bad.
Would it would have been out of character for the girl to wear a Canadiens jersey and the bear to wear the Bruins jersey just so that you could have a ton of NHL “Don’t poke the Bear(skin rug)” jokes? Or Cliche…
Han: Let him have it. It’s not wise to upset a Wookiee.
C-3PO: But sir. Nobody worries about upsetting a droid.
Han: That’s cause a droid don’t pull people’s arms out of their sockets when they lose. Wookiees are known to do that.
C-3PO: I see your point, sir. I suggest a new strategy, R2. Let the Wookiee win.
Same goes for bears